Utah is no stranger to freaky hair. The Utah Poof or The Utah Bump.
This cut even has an emo variant
And a country girl version.
It’s spreading!
This strange hairdo is typically geographically isolated, confined to Utah and Idaho, but it’s rapidly spreading and mutating!
Somehow the Long Island Medium got hip to the hairstyle, and bumped it up. Not sure how that happened? Maybe, she has evil spirits clinging to her and they want to spread their bad ju ju?
And it found it’s way to The Jersey Shore. Snooki Bumped it.
Kate Gosselin from Jon and Kate plus 8 has the perfect Utah Hair, in Pennsylvania.
There is even a product called bumpit.
Utah hair has potential to be an epidemic, let’s just hope that does not happen.
Was bumping it inspired by polygamist? 😜
