Utah Stores Are Locking Up Tide Pods So People Will Stop Eating Them

Tide Pod Challenge Explained


Yes, you heard us right ‘People Are Eating Laundry Soap.’ We did some sh*t back in the 70s, 80s, 90s and beyond, but we never reached these heights of stupidity. Sure, we sniffed glue and popped a few brain cells, but we did not intentionally eat poison. As memes flood the internet about this stupid challenge, I will continue to find a way to leave earth because ‘I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Here’s a another video explaining it

I tried posting some videos of people eating them. Unfortunately, YouTube is aggressively deleting them.

Meme fodder for days

Utah stores put Tide Pods on lockdown

My daughter walked down the cleaning aisle today and noticed that the Tide Pods were fitted with security devices to curb natural selection.

Seriously, I want to leave this planet. Help me, Elon Musk. You’re my only hope!